420 ftw
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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