party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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