But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
