Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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