True but thats because hes a fetus.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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