Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
