I hate your face
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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