I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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