is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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