That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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