Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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