My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
where are you?
Hypothermia
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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