Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Randomize
