I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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