I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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