There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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