It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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