i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
