That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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