Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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