My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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