wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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