elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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