im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Watching her eat just hurts me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
