once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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