There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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