scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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