i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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