Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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