Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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