Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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