Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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