If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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