For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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