i just had sex bonerless
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
