Dual....:-)
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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