can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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