Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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