Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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