I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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