i already hear my dad disowning me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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