Quick, to the slutcave!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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