the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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