She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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