Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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