Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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