Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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