I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
