I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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