he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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