I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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