Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
