you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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