The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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