We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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