when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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