pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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