Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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