Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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