what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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