so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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