Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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